Sole Responsibility

Assignment: First-person “collective” or “hivemind” point of view that refers to itself as “we”…

We saw the accident, George. We know. We, the AllOne, the collective mind of every being of the wide expanse of the universe, know. You were us, and we, you. No more. You broke the bond of omniscience between us. You separated yourself from the hivemind of the universe, and what, for a private moment alone? A tiny smidge of minutes away from the world? And even then, you messed it up. We know George. We know that in your only free seconds away from the collective, you were so jarred, so unbelievably distracted by the silence in your own head, that you missed. You totally missed the bowl, George. We let you disconnect from the united consciousness of the Universe for not even five minutes, and you couldn’t even go to the bathroom successfully. Way to go, George. How’s individuality feel? We could’ve peed all over the wall and missed the toilet, but instead, it’s just you. All alone.